What am I doing? Why am I doing it? What does this all mean? What does anything mean? Do I mean anything? Does the universe care? Will the Dallas Cowboys ever win a Super Bowl (or even an NFC Championship) ever again? Does Luka deserve the MVP this year? What bands are playing this weekend in Dallas-Fort Worth? Where is the best strip club in Dallas-Fort Worth? Am I rambling? Is anyone still reading this? If anyone is still reading this, should they be checked out by a licensed therapist? Who is the best therapist in Dallas-Fort Worth? Does therapy even work? What is therapy? Are you still reading?!

I don’t know any of these answers, but when I find out, I’ll be sure to let you know. Hang in there Whale Tails!